21 Online Business Ideas for The Salty Droid

Online Business Ideas for The Salty Droid

Anyone involved in internet marketing has heard of the most infamous of bloggers. This character strikes fear into the most known GURUs. The Salty Droid is indeed the Eminiem of the internet marketing world. Like the infamous Candyman movies I dare you to say his name three times in the mirror. Especially while discussing your latest product launch of your new Google Assassination affiliate auto-blog on turnkey system. GURUs tell their children good night sleep tight don’t let Salty Droid get you in the night.

Though his blog has become the place for controversy in the internet marketing world, I feel there is something missing. You see when the laughter stops the reality sits in. The people (readers) there begin to remember WHY they were there and what happened to them. They begin to rethink about their money challenges. George Carlin , Richard Pryor, and Eminiem all share something else besides their unique and funny ability to rip people apart. They shared an uncanny ability to deliver a solution. No matter how small that solution may be they shared a connection with people. And encouraged them (though not in every song or joke) to solve that problem.

Below Salty I have some online business ideas to help connect people to some solutions while spreading your brand. See what you may have seen as an enjoyable blog to let out frustrations is also possibly a calling of sorts. I am positive that God doesn’t give anyone your type of articulate talents without a purpose. I am quite convinced God created guys like me to help droid like you (laughing). Or as you would say Bleep bleep bloop.

And I am not suggesting you become a “GURU”. I am simply suggesting from the bottom of my heart that you begin to offer some long term solutions to the brokenhearted short term failures in ethical online marketing. Oh and one more thing this isn’t so that you just profit but more importantly so that others can reap the rewards of the value you provide. Surely there are some ideas here to help you. Plus anyone else if you get ideas from this list make something happen and please share the results and feedback.

21 Online Business Ideas for The Salty Droid

1. Create a listing of books and marketing sources you DO like and trust and offer them to your readers.
2. Sponsor an online webinar for marketers to discuss delivering ethical  solutions in our industry .
3. Introduce a grading system and put all of the infamous people in it and sell it or give it away.
4. Create a “interestingly ethical” list to share via free download. Letting people know of people to trust.
5. Offer a link to marketers who are offering the same information for FREE that these GURUs are offering for anywhere from $97 – $997 or more.Actually thinking about it this is one of those online business ideas that could lend credit while discrediting scammers.
6. An online e-course on 10 top things newbies can do from being taken advantage of online.
7. Create an accountability group on Linkedin and Facebook.
8. YOU SHOULD CREATE A FORUM you of all people could have the hotest forum out. The key though would be NOT making it a bitch session and more o a who not to trust and who I can trust type of thing.
9. An AUDIO message option on your blog where people could drop a live recorded message with their opinions.
10. A follow up trail where you invite all actual customers of ANY GURU to give positive testimony as long as they are willing to VERIFY their identity as a real person.
11. Highlight a day for certain scammers with a sponsor of an ethical program that is the opposite of the GURU in question. Kind of like I do with Seth Godin Sunday (of course NOT a scammer)  tie in a GURU name here – Wednesdays etc.
12. Salty Droid Affiliate ratings system exclusively set to grade product creation GURUS who do not pay their affiliates.
13. Launch your own T-Shirt line on Cafe press and share some of the money with charity . Something tells me you would be a natural at creating T-Shirts.
14. Salty Mindmaps with solutions to common problems and YES Droid throw in your own humor of course but also solve a problem your readers are experiencing. This is one of my favorite online business ideas for you.
15. The Salty IPhone apps I bet Apple doesn’t have an app for that! Create an app that would let you quickly research anyone specifically in internet marketing areas. So a search of say your buddy Perry Belcher would turn up searches from Digital Point, Warriors, and other forums as well as specific search from Google. And they would get all of that in their IPhone.
16. Write a book and publish it on Amazon. You should do it and create a series. It is easier than you think.
17. Droid tools for the web. Maybe a funny keyword search for people to use.
18. Create some amazing infographics to share you already have some great graphics you have created. Why not share them in this fashion? For instance the number of complaints to the Better Business Bureau about a particular GURU etc.
19. Create FREE Manifestos to share with others pointing problems and solutions. make it a free download.
20. Saltys Sleezy email marketing List. A list of all of the worst email marketers and why and let people vote. Then let them discuss what they REALLY want in a email list.
21. Innovative but scary: a weekly or monthly peice on technology innovation. Your spin would be HOW that innovation could be used in the wrong hands of the GURU. And solutions to prevent that from happening.